So my brother just attempted to write a song on my guitar (which by the way he can NOT play…) so just thought I’d share the lyrics with everyone for fun…

Once upon a time I was searching in my dustbin and guess what was in the dustbin
In my dustbin there was rubbish
And guess what I saw under my rubbish
A raccoon!!”

So his next number is called ‘and the kangaroo played his didgeridoo’. Help me.




I thought I’d make a post summarizing Taylor Swifts video “Shake It Off” for the people who don’t want to give her more hate views on VEVO. Maybe instead of giving her 4,000 angry views on youtube we can just give her my one view and reblog this hella so no one else watches it out of irritable curiosity? 

Anyways the video is basically just her dancing singing an anthem that every White person appropriating another culture says, “The haters gonna hate.” There’s no real content or plot to the video, just a lot of dance shots where she’s being really awkward. It’s actually amazing how someone could really pretend to be so innocent and naive yet still convey a very harmful message.

Above I posted some screen caps of the video and after only watching it once I got all I needed to know.  Already from the beginning of the video you see a hard clash between the dancers. There are the prima ballerina types who are all white women, elegantly leaping and stretching and dancing. Then there are the faceless black women who are shaking their asses. Yes, faceless, literally every shot of the “twerkers” are only their asses. There’s also other groups of dancers which include some break dancers (which are all brown men,) and contemporary dancers (which is a group of white people and one girl with an afro.) Oh, yes, I forgot the cheerleading group which was all white cheerleaders and one black girl in the back. I just find it hard to believe that they couldn’t have a solid mixed group of people in each category. She pulled a Miley and Iggy and probably said something like “Well I want a more urban feel! But keep the safe ballerinas white!!” Literally the only group that had a saturation of black women was the twerking group. She even had them squat and shake their asses while she crawled through their legs! So edgy! So urban!

This is the problem I have with Taylor Swift. She’s always trying to convey herself as the innocent one who is “man worthy” (as if being man worthy is even important) while slut shaming other women for being sexual, or even just dressing in “short skirts” and “high heels.” All of the sudden now she wants to say, “To hell with the haters I can have as many problematic exes as I want! Now I’m going to be single and edgy! I’m going to shake it off! And to be single and edgy and sexual I have to dance with a bunch of ass shaking black women!  USE A BUNCH OF BLACK WOMEN AS PROPS

Long story story, Taylor Swift is not only a slut shaming misogynist, she’s ignorant and has obviously racist/stereotypical views of brown and black people. 

First of all, thank you for watching Taylor’s video. The views mean a lot. You also clearly watched this more than once to overanalyze everything so you can be the social justice hero of August 2014. She appreciates all the views she gets.

If you watched the Livestream on Yahoo! on the 18th, you would know the story behind the video. Yes, you’re right about one thing. The song is directed to her haters. Congratulations, you got one thing right. Taylor hired professional dancers of all races to be part of her video. One of the people in this video is Alex Goldschmidt, who, in my opinion, is the new Perez Hilton. He is annoying as shit and most Swifties would agree with that. She gathered professional dancers so they would help highlight the fact that she cannot dance. She is the epitome of what Brad Paisley talks about in “Alcohol” when he says “helping white people dance.” The point of the song is to be a big “fuck you” to the people who hate her for dating their “Hazza bear” (let’s be real, the people who send her the most hate are women in menopause and One Direction fans). So, instead of having a plot in the video, she made a video making fun of herself.

If you actually watch the video, which because of your long, senseless rant, people won’t, you will see that there are multiple scenes are various types of dancing in there. There’s a ballet scene, a hip-hop scene, a contemporary scene, a twerking scene, and a few others. Of course, everyone has a problem with the twerking scene. The thing is, twerking, as dumb as it sounds when you type it out, is all about the butt. That is the focus of the dance. You can’t twerk and show your face at the same time. She could have hired owls for the video so they could show off their tail feathers while turning their heads around so you can see their face. Would that please you? And what you said was actually false, anyway, because you do catch a glimpse of the twerkers faces anyway.

A lot of people are also saying that “twerking is a black thing” and are offended that there are white people doing it, which is prejudiced in itself. Don’t use racism to counter “racism.”

And yes. There were primarily white cheerleaders. In this day and age, it’s like people are expected to make sure everything is equal. There must be the same amount of black and white people, or else it’s racist. That’s almost as ridiculous as saying that if you have three more brown m&ms than yellow m&ms in your bag from Tesco, it’s racist against Asians. Saying that would be prejudiced, and so is pointing out the fact that there aren’t the same number of black people as white people. If you want equality, shouldn’t we all be the same? Equal means equal; you shouldn’t look at someone differently because if their skin color. There were cheerleaders in the video. There’s no need to count the number of races because that is childish and you’re only contradicting yourself.

Also, the fact that you brought her “slut-shaming” into this rant is immature. You sound like you belong in the One Direction fanbase because she dated Harry. Yes, “Better Than Revenge” calls out Camille Belle. Are you unaware that Tayor was cheated on? No, that doesn’t make slut-shaming right. I’m sure that if someone cheated on you, you would call the girl they hooked-up with some not-so-nice things, too. You’re no social justice hero because you made a post about how evil someone is because they had twerking in their video. I can assure you that Taylor doesn’t look at her black friends and say “Wow, you’re black. You must be able to twerk.”

By the way, she’s had six exes in eight years. Those six exes and her have moved on and have all said positive things about her and her music, and some have even been seen with her after the fact. Adam Levine has had how many exes? And is he still looked at as a sex icon for some people? The answer is yes. And I respect him, anyway, just like I respect Taylor Swift. The difference between other people and me is that they have the audacity to say Taylor swift is a slut, but that Adam Levine is this hot, scrumptious player because he’s dated so many people. There’s such a double standard. Focus on that instead of trying to make her look racist.

You’re no social justice hero, you’re just a petty blogger who wants to stir things up.

Ok, this is bullshit. I’m sorry but for a start, TAYLOR DID NOT PICK THE DANCERS. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. If you have to blame anyone it should be the casting/video directors. Or the dance companies these people came from. But to be honest you shouldn’t hate anyone for this, because there is NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. As far as her trying to be edgy’, like I said… VIDEO DIRECTORS. Nothing you find wrong with the video is Taylor’s fault. She didn’t cast, direct, produce or have the ideas for it. Video directors do that. DUH.


Anonymous asked:

Wow, people now are saying, "She's better with country." Really? People were complaining about her being pop, and when she actually announces she's pop, people get mad? I don't understand this world, and why people pull the most irrelevant things out of their asses just to hate on Taylor.

ohsoswiftly answered:

haters gonna hate hate hate. :P But really though, whatever. Can’t change some people’s hardcore hatred of her.

On a lighter note, I actually am surprised at the sites (and people reblogging the video showing up on my feed who don’t necessarily like her but giving her props for the song) who actually understand the meaning behind one of her songs for once. About time. But then I’ll also see people pop up replying to the song going “country???” “I said it before and say it again, she’s not country” and giving her crap like that and it’s like no shit she said herself it’s fully pop and it’s categorized as pop, go home you buffoons.